My Big Fat Wedding Dress

Well. I've discovered the show for the tackiest weddings BY FAR.
My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding on TLC.
If you haven't watched it...you should.
It's hilariously funny and addicting.
It follows the lives of European Gypsys, also known as "travelers"
It's really amusing, because despite the fact that the women dress like prostitutes, surprisingly the Gypsy culture have extremely high morals and rules (boys and girls cannot be alone together, girls must travel with a companion, no sex before marriage, etc.)
Their dresses are so poofy though! It's ridiculous :)

Etiquette people...Etiquette.

Wedding Etiquette for Guests
(Inspire from my own opinions and a list I discovered on www.emilypost.com/guests)

1. You do not ask if you are invited to the wedding (Or "I better be invited!!") Cause if you're not = Awkward.
2. You do not ask if you can bring someone to someone else's wedding if they weren't invited, especially if there is a meal involved. That's rude.The invitation will specifically say who is invited (If your children or boyfriend/girlfriend are not on the invitation, then that means they aren't invited)
3. RSVP. Répondez s'il vous plaît. How hard is it to send back the RSVP cards or to pick up the telephone?
4. Parents and Grandparents should not tell the Bride and Groom who to invite. It's their day.Unless the couple asks, keep your suggestions to yourself.
5. MOTHERS OF THE BRIDE. It is the Bride's day. You already had yours. It's her dress: LET her pick what she wants!! (I didn't get this from experience...I got it from watching Say Yes To The Dress. Those mothers on there are so annoying.)
6. If you decide to bring young children or babies to a wedding, keep them quiet and in their seats. If your baby has a habit of crying or your child is hyperactive: Leave them at a baby sitter or take them out of the ceremony! This is speaking from experience. Every wedding I've gone to, there is always an unattended child running up and down the aisle or a baby screaming during the vows.
 

These should be outlawed.

Ok. So I know that when picking bridesmaids dresses, you can't please everyone.
But honestly...there is a point where you cross the line. No bridesmaid should ever have to suffer when wearing a garment.

Here are a few examples of what I'm talking about.

 Why?? Why would you do this? What bride honestly thought "Oh I know! I want my bridesmaids dresses to be really pink, really puffy, and really provocative! What a great idea!" Wrong. Bad idea.

 Costumes are never a good idea for a wedding people.

 Ooooooo Rainbow. Not tacky in the least bit.

 More rainbow. People. Rainbow DOES NOT look good.

 This should be considered a sin.

 Why?

Think people think. If you wouldn't wear it out in public on a normal day/normal special occasion DONT make your bridesmaids wear them on your wedding day. Just don't.

I'm horrible at blog titles.

Ok. For my blog today I have decided to discuss something that has greatly affected me. It makes me sick just thinking about it, and I need to share my feelings on this subject with my little audience.

Camo.
Camo is for hunting.
Camo is NOT for weddings.
It's tacky.
Actually I don't even think tacky begins to describe camo used at weddings. Gaudy. Ugly. Repulsive. Take your pick. 

Why? Why would you do that? These cakes don't even look...edible. Gross. And yes. It gets worse.

If one of my friends made me wear a dress like that in their wedding...I would sue. And be very very sick on the day of the wedding and be unable to attend.

Poor child. She doesn't even realize how ridiculous she looks.

Oh they think they are so cool. How...sad.